And now, Quote of the Day (#3), in honor of Cram Raisin's very special day.

"When the cow drinks water, it turns it into milk. When the snake drinks water, it turns it into poison."

Today, Crammy probably thinks she's a snake, but I'm pretty sure she's really a cow.

Of course, she actually hates milk. So the whole metaphor is probably lost on her.

How ironic.