"Only you can change your life. Noone can do it for you."

A Quote of the Day* (#2) to you, from me, from a fortune cookie, from a Chinese restaurant, from a small village in China (presumably).

Now you can stop asking other people to change your life and go do it yourself, already.



*There should be no implicit assumption that there will actually be a "Quote of the Day" every day. I mean, come on, what are the chances of that actually happening? Whichever days have quotes are meant to have quotes; all other days are automatically quoteless, and should be treated as such.

Vive la Fonz.

And now, a Quote of the Day* (#1):

"No, he's evil. There are only two things you can do with that: kill it or jail it."

Today's Quote of the Day (#1) is from some soap opera (don't ask me which one).

Tomorrow's Quote of the Day (#2) will be some fortune cookie wisdom from an actual fortune cookie.



*Quote of the Day, a moderate effort by me to start actually posting to this blog, partly because I feel like it, and partly based on a probably-misguided idea that anybody might still be looking.

Vive la France.